Humor & Satire Writing

Check out a collection of my humor and satire writing from various publications such as Points In Case, Weekly Humorist, Slackjaw, and Frazzled.

A small white dog running on grass, with one ear flopping and a joyful expression.

I’m A Dog Forced To Make Sports Picks On Social Media So Please
Stop Blaming Me For Your Bracket

Published on Slackjaw, April 2026

A group of musicians performing outdoors at night, including a guitarist, keyboard player, and drummer, with cars parked behind them.

A Comprehensive Timeline for
When Your Cover Band Should Play
"I Wanna Dance with Somebody"

Published on Points in Case, December 2025

A hand holding a white Starbucks to-go cup with a green logo, placed beside a large orange pumpkin on a wooden surface surrounded by fall decorations.

An Oral History of the Definitive Origins of Pumpkin Spice

Published on Points in Case, October 2025

Close-up of fried chicken nuggets in a white takeout container.

An Open Letter to the QA Team Responsible for Perdue Sea Creature Chicken Nuggets

Published on Frazzled, October 2025

A camera operator filming a sporting event in a stadium with a large crowd.

League-Mandated Broadcast Protocols Regarding The Travis Kelce And Taylor Swift Engagement

Published on Slackjaw, September 2025

An angry man holding a sandwich and yelling, with a cartoon chicken beside him.

20 Rejected Mystery Basket Ingredients from Chopped

Published on Weekly Humorist, September 2025

Child with hand on window, looking out at the rainy day outside

Parenting Toddlers on a Rainy Day:
A New TV Series

Published on Frazzled, September 2025

Close-up of a ceramic mug with a blue checkerboard pattern on a wooden shelf, with a larger orange bowl with white floral design behind it.

Your Favorite Coffee Mug Hates You

Published on Slackjaw, September 2025